Closet Man

okay, so in my depressive state, I decided to watch t.v. In terms of adult cartoons, I only see the simpsons, and possibly king of the hill if I feel "country" but because I don't know why, because I was depressed and didn't want to change the channel, I saw some marathon of the show Family Guy. After watching some shows, shocked at what I was seeing, laughing rarely; mostly at the dog and the little kid in the show, I discovered something. This creator, Seth MacFarlane, I believe is a closet pervert.

I think he just hasn't admitted it, or maybe he has through his show.
Take for example how I figured this out, the show lives on flashbacks, be them real or unreal. There is a sketch, parodying the story "Pinnochio" where Pinnochio's creator, Geppetto basically wants Pinnochio to lie so that his nose will grow and go into the old man's butt. I do not see this flashback funny. It doesn't benefit anyone, only the creator, Seth Macfarlane. Actually, now that I think about this as I am writing about it, I think he might be more a pervert, a cartoon pervert than a regular pervert. Macfarlane wants to put things that are not necessarily sacred but untouched, into weird situations so that he can get some nether feelings in his nether region. Another flashback shows Disney wanting Minnie Mouse to take her clothes off so that he can draw her and as Minnie Mouse does, crying, Disney loves it. I think that if cartoon porn existed, Seth Macfarlane would be its number one fan. Since it doesn't exist (at least I don't think), He tries to put it in his show.

It's not for the audience, It's. for. him. The audience that watches this would either also get off too, feel extremely awkward, or just be offended. But laugh? no, I don't think so. Again, these things didn't offend me, the dumpster baby song didn't offend me, the AIDS song didn't offend me, it's just that when it comes to those cartoon flashbacks and I'm sure there are more that I haven't seen, it just goes to show that Seth Macfarlane probably gets off watching it all there on color t.v., when it was just a little perverted thought in his mind at first. I hear he's not married or anything. well, no wonder. He's a cartoon pervert.